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CLOUDY MOUNTAIN

When your poop piles so high it breaks the poo water barrier and the toilett paper sits on top of it resembling a cloud covered mountain.
Wow thats the tallest cloudy mountain ive ever seen.
by the noogins February 19, 2011
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Bermese Mountain Dog

The Bernese Mountain Dog is a large-sized breed of dog, one of the four breeds of Sennenhund-type dogs from the Swiss Alps. The name Sennenhund is derived from the German Senne and Hund, as they accompanied the alpine herders and dairymen called Senn.
I went to school to study Bermese Mountain Dogs today.
by Error? May 17, 2019
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the Human Mountain

The Human Mountain is an attention whore who walks around with a blind cane even though her vision is fine. Her stick is actually used as a weapon, as she tends to hit people in the back of the shins if they are not moving fast enough for her. It is also a warning as to where her gravitational pull begins.

The Human Mountain, also known as Hanna, has a tendency to absorb smaller people (ie everyone) into her body to obtain her nutrition. Her favourite hunting strategy is to trap smaller people in her gravitational force field and save them as snacks for later. She believes the fear they experience while trapped makes them taste better.

The Human Mountain is a rude, selfish, loner bitch and should be avoided at all costs. Once she deems you as a 'friend' (though you could only be acting nice to her to avoid being eaten) she will leech onto you forever and even resort to forcing school administration to act as counselors if you try to avoid being friends with her.
1) The Human Mountain's house used to be three levels. Now it is only one level, but with two basements!

2) "Where's Jimmy been lately?"
"Didn't you hear? The Human Mountain got him."
by P.vs.H.M. April 23, 2009
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Elk mountain

a ski mountain located in the poconos of pennsylvania. often a very fun place to hang out with your ski buddies on the weekend. weekends in elk often leave you talking about the past experiences... and boy are they good stories!
elk is basically a disguese for a place to get away from the main line and to ski some powderrrrr. when the weekends are over, the following week is full of reflections on the past times that were wonderful. also the girls there are really hot, true ski bunnies.
please beware: the often side-effect of become a true elker is that your friends from home will be incredibly jealous!
elk 1: "yo girl, do you remember when we went 4 wheeling at elk mountain this weekend?"
elk 2: "yeahhhh... lets tell all our friends!"
elk 1: tells a great story!
rude philly friends: "nahhh stop talking about elk"
BUT THE TALK IS IRRESTIABLE. ELK IS SURELY AMAZINGGGG
by elkerrrr June 20, 2006
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brokeback mountain

A film loved by critics, who obviously failed to see how it is nearly identical to every love story ever told except for the fact that it was between two men.
Brokeback Mountain; a story of two people who fall in love and then the relationship is torn apart. same old crap done a million times before only deserving praise for the acting and several scene's impressive views.
by absgbg July 5, 2006
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kings mountain

kings mountain is a town where 90% of the kids are cousins, even if they have no aunts or uncles.
a daily kings mountain conversation:
friend 1: dude i just found out my bf is my cousin
friend 2: really? how are you cousins?
friend 1: my moms uncle is his dads cousins brothers cousins uncle
friend 2: riiiight....
friend 1: confusing i know but im gunna keep dating him anyway because hes HOT!
by airbear January 22, 2006
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Smash Mountain

This is where people meet to participate in sexual combat. Smash mountain is located somwhere near pound town, toward the pleasure isles. Saying that you've taken somone to Smash Mountain implies that you've recked that pussy, or in some cases recking a Bung hole or Bungus, with your wiener.
"Hey Bill what'd yu do with Natasha Last Night"
Bill:"What do you mean, "what did i do with her" i took her ass to smash mountain bro!"
Both: HELLZ YEA!
by Snake Tears November 22, 2011
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