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mommy material

someone who is sexy and who lives there daddy
my girl friend Paige is such mommy material
by mister daddy material February 2, 2018
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Boatswains Mate

Boatswains Mate is a word with more than one meaning.
1.A useless position, typically in a naval workplace, for which the only qualification is proper color vision.
2.Easily angered, when subordinates do less work than they do.
3.Micromanagement skills are key to success in this rate.
4.One who likes to snitch.
5.If male, typically has a petite penis, however, if female typically has penis.
6.Is anxiously watching the news for a repeal of "Don't ask, Don't tell"
7.Expendable, little to no actual value to the Armed Forces.
8.If angered, expect lots of furious ranting, but due to lack of manhood, retaliation is unlikely.
9.Recent studies have shown that the average Boatswains Mate Cries himself to sleep due to the lack of testosterone in his bloodstream. If female, she cries herself to sleep due to a lack of male attention.
10.Evidence shows that Boatswains Mates were used instead of Monkeys in Russian space experiments.
11.Can be used in place of any insult. Such as: Toolbag, Duche, Steaming Pile of Shitbag, Bench Rider, Dumbass, Cum Guzzler, Parasite, Influenza, Shit Stain
"Dude, dont be such a worthless waste of time." Becomes "Dude dont be such a Boatswains Mate"
by engineersalldaymil December 5, 2010
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mate

A word stolen by Australians from the English. A common word used in Australia, said to be an "aussie saying". This is a lie, it originated from England!
Hey mate, i'm only calling you mate because i live in Australia and think its an "aussie" thing to say, but really i stole it from England!
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Yes Mate

If it ain't bangin', it ain't Yes Mate!
by Filthy Rich July 29, 2008
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Mateo

He is not a smart kid. Always doing sexual jokes but he is not mature enough to be in date. He is the clown of the class but can be really annoying. Be careful he can hate you for no reason. Is a nice guy to hang out sometimes because can make you laugh all day long. He is not a really handsome man.
Mateo is and will always be stupid
Mateo is so funny
by 1023947856290834765 February 28, 2019
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Unsolicited Material

any resume, written manuscript, or similar demonstration of work deemed unacceptable by corporate standards
We do not accept any solicited materials from third party sources.
by Percy April 20, 2003
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tua mater

tua mater is Latin for "your mom"
tua mater tam magna est ut ea circum domo sedeat (Your mom is so fat, she sits around the house.)
by Cymensen November 26, 2003
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