meat maggot

Something that exists only in the mind of Wades.

CONNOR: when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. Meat maggots...makes sense to me, because I'm a Wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*

by Caitlin Perry December 9, 2008

meat shaft

a special type of hot dog that has a considerable amount of girth and/or is considerably longer when compared to an ordinary hot dog. The differentiation between a meat shaft and a bratwurst is the quality and selection of meat included in the food, where a bratwurst is, on the whole, of a higher quality of ingredients than a regular hot dog or meat shaft.

"Wow, this hot dog is so thick that I think it could be considered a meat shaft!"
"I've moved on from hot dogs to meat shafts to give myself a more pleasurable experience."
"Have you done this before?" "Yea, I've practice with several meat shafts in the past, so I don't have a gag reflex anymore."
"Dang, a few inches longer, and I could call this hot dog a meat shaft."

by DKH March 5, 2014

meat fly

(VERY painful) when your cock gets stuck in the zipper

HELP ME! I got a meat fly!

by willie989 January 27, 2010

Feet Meat

The top of a fatty foot

Did you see the feet meat on that girl? Puffy fuckin feet!

by frankfurter8675309 October 11, 2016

meat monger

A place or person where an animal is butchered, disassembled and sometimes packaged.

A meat monger is a type of butcher

by Vermiel November 3, 2013

meat cap

A latenight snack such as a hamburger, hot dog, or other such product that takes the place or supplements a round of drinks.

Hey Dude, it's been a big night, wanna come over at 2am for a meat cap? I'll fire up the grill.

by Glen Schreitmueller August 26, 2007

Pocket Meat

One who, whilst reppin the deepest of the deep westside, is so boss that they keep meat in their pocket. Stone cold. Someone who gets so excited about a meat sandwich, that they keep the meat on their person for later.

Damn, there's pocket meat. She focusing so hard on that sandwich...uh...there it goes, meat into her pocket.

by Bpadizzly February 6, 2013