Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 24, 2024

hyper mega bummer boy

Lyric from Chappell Roan's "Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl". A man who is mediocre at best and brings you down at worst. Overall ruins your day.

"Girl, my ex is such a hyper mega bummer boy."
"I don't need hyper mega bummer boys in my life. Girls are better anyway!"

by randominusII August 2, 2024

mega-nega

This is when someone or something is negative in a mega way. Immensely negative.

Jane: "Did you hear that I'm going to be a grandma? I'm so excited!"
Nancy: "Wow! I don't know how anyone would bring another child into this terrible world."
Jane: "Go piss off, you sour bitch! You exude nothing but mega-nega!"

by von groovy August 16, 2024

Mega files

Overt P3dp0philes

Patrick and Henry are mega files.

by Yael123342 May 9, 2025

MEGA

Make Europe Great Again

There is a MEGA movement in Europe as America First begins ending it's subsidies of Europe defense and start new trade wars with Europe.

by mlhiss May 31, 2025

MEGA

an extremely large, overweight, or obese person.

Wow! that goalie is a MEGA!

OMG! pam takes up the whole soccer field!! she’s a MEGA!!

by notaMEGA April 10, 2024

MEGA

an extremely large, overweight, obese person.

WOW! that goalie is a MEGA!
OMG! Pam takes up the whole soccer field!! she’s a MEGA!

by notaMEGA April 10, 2024