matthew gordon

An actual meme god, plays to many video games and has no clue what life is

Dammit Matthew Gordon, your memes are the best

by Roburmum June 28, 2018

Ruby Matthews

Nicer than you might think

She acts mean but she's actually a Ruby Matthews

by Definitely not Ass Man November 30, 2021

Matthew kidwell

My best brother and a fucking idiot

Yo, matthew kidwell is a fucking idiot but i love him😂

by Cameron the glass March 11, 2019

Matthew Hubbuck

the poop that you are unable to scrub off your butthole because it's dry

Bro I got Matthew Hubbuck on my pants. Kinda ngl.

by Moe Lesting March 28, 2022

matthew sargent

Gazebo

Matthew sargent means idiot/gazedo

by Gazebo/idiot April 4, 2019

Matthew Thomason

A lad, normally from Yorkshire, who is an absolute prick and cheats on his girlfriend.
A term as an insult, usually.

Person 1: I saw that bloke the other week with a different lass to the one he’s with now.
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Matthew Thomason or something.

by evillweevil July 13, 2019

Twisted Matthew

Street name for the combination of naproxen (a non steroidal anti-inflammatory drug) and cyclobenzaprine (a muscle relaxant). This is new but increasingly common drug combination on the West Coast of the US). Original etymology is unknown.

"I hurt my back twerking, but it was nothing a Twisted Matthew couldn't fix!"

by Dr. Honeybear November 27, 2019