Skip to main content

Marley

You might think his name is a girl name but apparently not. The most annoying person you’ll ever meet who sucks at Fortnite but thinks he’s the best in his school and he thinks he’s so cool when he is the most competitive person and always wants to win no matter what and he’ll eat all the food in your pantry so watch out. Also he’s thicc
Bob “who’s that thicc thing?”
Jeff “that’s Marley”
by xxd thiccboi August 4, 2019
mugGet the Marley mug.

male blindness

When a snowboarder/mountainborder becomes distracted by a fellow females "jiggling parts"
Man, I suffered from male blindness and totally cranked that tree.
by Chris A. H. November 29, 2006
mugGet the male blindness mug.
Related Words

male trail

The male trail is the blokes equvilent to the femail snail trail. Normaly found on the females curtains after casualy copulating.
"where shall i wipe it?" thinks the male, "i know, on the curtains. Ah crap i have left a male trail, i hope she doesnt see it"
by Denney_999 March 30, 2008
mugGet the male trail mug.

Male Gift Basket

A gift basket containing only a single gift, usually from a male.

A re-used gift basket once containing several gifts, now containing just one gift...usually wrinkled, no tissue, paper, and occasionaly for the wrong holiday.
What else is in the bag, oh nothing, looks like a Male Gift Basket
by CrazyPoorWhore April 18, 2011
mugGet the Male Gift Basket mug.

Male Fraud

Sleeping with someone else's boyfriend - like tampering with mail.
Viv: "Even though Trent was going out with Trish, Sarah slept with him."
Bev: "Textbook male fraud."
by Chasey B July 20, 2012
mugGet the Male Fraud mug.

madlener

The sexiest man alive, a soulmate, the man who is pure in the heart. The perfect combination of nerdy and hot. The man who you marry, have babies with, and love for the rest of your life because he makes life better. The kind of man you rewrite the stars with.
You look at him like he’s the only man in the entire universe.

- That’s because he’s a Madlener, he’s the only one who matters in my universe.
by Mrs. Madlener August 3, 2018
mugGet the madlener mug.

Maile

One of the best people ever. My best friend, and sister. Love her a ton.❤️
Wow Maile how did I get so lucky to have you as a sister?
by Carllllllthatkillspeople November 2, 2019
mugGet the Maile mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email