Mercy Main (noun, verb, submissive yet in control, the backbone of your entire team, and you better thank me for it)
Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’m going in to the objective hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’m in charge here. I’m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot
Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the truth: I’m the one making you look good. POW pow pow
I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So maybe, just maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes.
And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’m going in to the objective hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’m in charge here. I’m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot
Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the truth: I’m the one making you look good. POW pow pow
I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So maybe, just maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes.
And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
Mercy Main
1. “Oh, you want me to pocket you? Pocket this. I’m a Battle Mercy Main, not your personal healbot. Try and catch up with me. ”
2. “I rezzed Juno instead of the tank. Why? Because I’m a Mercy Main, and I play favorites. Mercys’ always Raises Junos’”
3. “You think you’re carrying? Sweetie, I damage-boosted every kill you got. Know your place. Signed, a Mercy Main.”
1. “Oh, you want me to pocket you? Pocket this. I’m a Battle Mercy Main, not your personal healbot. Try and catch up with me. ”
2. “I rezzed Juno instead of the tank. Why? Because I’m a Mercy Main, and I play favorites. Mercys’ always Raises Junos’”
3. “You think you’re carrying? Sweetie, I damage-boosted every kill you got. Know your place. Signed, a Mercy Main.”
by Jade Ann Byrne February 5, 2025
Get the Mercy Mainmug. When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them
by Gator Bator June 19, 2025
Get the Maine Blueberry Snipermug. Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
Get the Maine state-capital excusemug. This person is someone who plays ash in r6.This person is normal hispanic with curly hair and plays baseball.He does not help the team in any way.He also roams with doc.
by Giddy skibs December 19, 2024
Get the Dirty ash mainmug. In a game called Anime Showdown, there were once and still are children or boys, it's hard to call them men as it seems like those who main Mob, really enjoy the character Shigeo Kageyama and his traits. Therefore the so called Mob Mains tend to be very shy, anti-social, socially awkward and most likely really obese and short, or really tall and skinny there is no in the between, but in most cases they are short and fat. If you were to get killed by them, they are most likely going to say "ez" afterwards. So in short Mob Mains are the type of people that can't keep up a real life conversation and there is a 56% of them being physically unattractive and have miniscule dick energy and 33% that it probably is true. If you got heavily offended by any of this you are probably a Mob Main and it's preferable to avoid being like that, start doing healthy habits and definitely cutting out video games.
Hey did you see that fat person over there?
Yeah, what about him?
I tried to talk to him, but his stench was overwhelming and all he was saying was "run and spam abilities"...Kinda creepy.
Oh, don't worry that's probably a Mob Main.
Yeah, what about him?
I tried to talk to him, but his stench was overwhelming and all he was saying was "run and spam abilities"...Kinda creepy.
Oh, don't worry that's probably a Mob Main.
by quite a nice guy December 29, 2023
Get the Mob Mainmug. by main op drew February 18, 2014
Get the main op drewmug. by Ifuckedyourmomlol June 13, 2024
Get the main commug.