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TOOWOOMBA TIME MACHINE

Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.
by Big Joely July 20, 2023
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The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
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Hungarian vending machine

When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”

“Oh nice dude! How was it?”

“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”

Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
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Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!
I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer
by Jimmy Rox May 15, 2015
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Soft Serve Machine

a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"
by Wankeycheesefry June 17, 2017
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Mexican Washing Machine

When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman
Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?
by GingerToothbrush February 27, 2015
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machine gun kelly

an artist that get carried by a artist named Glaive also known as stopsitstopsit.
machine gun kelly really got carried by a 17 year old named ash
by etahjntnetahjtahj June 16, 2022
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