Moose vs zook

One sided slaughter

Moose vs zook is on tonight bhys pop over nah bud Fug them

by I’m not Paul February 22, 2022

Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.

Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..

by Kberg_King February 1, 2019

moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.

Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"

by Gangly Don September 23, 2023

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

Moose Day

Nov. 23 is Moose Day. You must ride a moose to all your destinations.

Damn it! I forgot it's Moose Day, I can't leave my house.

by habi123 November 1, 2021

maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024

big ting moose

Peng person who giz u a cig

Big ting moose around da corner go get stocked

by Dis lad December 17, 2019