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crust molester

One who makes pizza.
by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010
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Testicle Molester

A He, he/she or she whom runs around squeezing others testicles to the point of extreme pain, they have a look in their victim's eyes an assume they are enjoying it and then proceed to squeeze harder.

This is not pleasurable to the male reproductive organ, it is in fact a potential hazard risk to the seed of fertility and the seed of joy (wink wink).
We ask that you would NOT do this.
And If you feel you may be guilty of Testicle Molesting....
YOU BE NICE AND THINK TWICE ABOUT SQUEEZING OUR NUTS !!!!
by Inverkeithing June 15, 2011
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Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.
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Popping a molly

Hey have you seen Harry?
Yeah, he's in the bedroom with Colette popping a molly
by Margni Refinn June 15, 2014
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Sweet Sticky Molasses

A way to say, “Oh my! Or “My goodness!”
Carol: “Guess what! I can now go to London to perform in the ballet!”
Nikki: “Sweet sticky molasses! That’s amazing!!”
by -Sunshine May 19, 2018
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Sweet Sassy Molassy

a seemingly meaningless exclamation. An equivalent to 'Oh my God' or 'Holy crap.'
(after Howse finishes eating Wilsun's presentation)
Wilsun: SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!
by Dr. Pritty Hairs. January 20, 2007
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Moldova

Moldova is a Republic in eastern Eurpoe, landlocked between Ukraine and Romainia. It's now one of the poorest countries in the former USSR. Moldova can be used to express rural poverty.
"That poor girl from outta town has nothing at all, it's like she's from Moldova."
by Brian Jones September 1, 2005
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