mexican seven up

Mexican beer with a lime in it.

Shayne was passed out from all tbe Mexican Seven ups he drank, so Trey teabagged him and took a picture.

by Driftrat81 July 21, 2017

mexican short bus

The act of using taco sause or salsa as lubricant either for the anus or vagina

We ran out of lube last night so while rosita wasn't looking i gave her a mexican short bus

by Crazy mandy September 14, 2017

Mexican Turtle

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.

Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge

by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018

Mexican Teletubbie

When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass

Hey John any plans for tonight?

Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight

by MTinside January 28, 2018

Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme

A sex move in which a male, presumably naked, starts 30 feet away, behind a woman, also presumably naked. He then runs directly at the woman brandishing his genitalia and plows into the woman, signifying a bulldozer crashing into something.

Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.

This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.

Jill: Hey Samantha, wanna come hang out later?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?

by DJsaladman June 22, 2018

mexican ass gasket

A good old fashion Mexican Ass Gasket is when the stall you happen to be going #2 in is out of Ass Gaskets so you have to use the rim of your sombrero (by tearing off the top) as an Ass Gasket.

Ignacio in an act of desperation used his sombrero as a Mexican Ass Gasket in the toilet stall.

by Zodaxyz August 9, 2018

Mexican Capri-Sun

The girl is lying on the bed, naked, and pours a whole bowl of Chilli-Con-Carne onto her crotch and fingers some of the chilli inside her slack hole.

Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.

Girl: Are you coming over tonight to pop a cherry up me?

Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.

Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun

Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.

by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018