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a twink, never talk to anyone called Matthew, a horrible, heartless piece of shit
by turkeylover311 December 10, 2023
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Matthew is the type of guy to give unconditional love to anyone that supports him. He is always methodical in every aspect of life. A Matthew is always a joy to be around and can brighten anyone’s day. He always makes sure everyone is having a great time. A Matthew also has an undeniable charm to him.
We just love our Matthew, I don’t know what we would do without him.
by coolguy_69 December 16, 2023
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Matthew

To sexy to comprehend and is way better at Fortnite than Ramon.

He does sport and stuff and drink many beer.
oh shit, Matthew cool dude i should be awsome to him and friends
by CrashP January 15, 2024
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He is the hottest sexiest son of a bitch he pulls literally everyone and sucks off every girl, he has 8 inches + if u find a wild Matthew you for sure are lucky.
by Urban dic matt January 15, 2024
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Matthew is a funny, not so intelligent person. He may be on the skinnier side, but who cares? Some say he is a simp, I say he has rizz. if you ever meet a matthew, take care of him.
My Matthew is such a bitch!
I love my matthew.
by lilrenkx November 15, 2023
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A bitch ass niga nobody fucking likes on sum real shit. Get some bitches nigga.
Matthew sucks cock
by VNR4 November 22, 2023
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A right cunt most of the time which projects his insecurity about his little package. Plus he's a filthy vegan
Ah fuck not Matthew. He's going to start preaching about his small dick- I mean veganism again...
by Bigmantam November 22, 2023
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