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Matthew 18

Noun: Matthew 18:15. "If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault."

Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.
Charlie used my bathroom and left some leopard spots in the toilet, so I Matthew 18’d the bastard.
by bigdanshooter September 7, 2014
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Matthew Stark

The biggest giga chad you'll ever meet bro and is such a ladies man
look at Matthew Stark kinda cute tho
by A real Giga Chad March 28, 2022
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Matthew Wegz

A true penis, not that he has one. His middle name is ass wipe he was born with Down syndrome
Matthew Wegz would say that, that makes you a certified faggot
by Matthewwegz June 8, 2016
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Matthew Brennan

Someone that thinks they are always right and never admits they are/were wrong.
Person 1: I think that film was bad
Matthew Brennan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS AMAZING *pulls out knife* AGREE WITH ME! SAY IT WAS AMAZING
Person 1: Just in my opinion it was quite boring
Matthew Brennan : YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FILMS ARE AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FILMS AND YOU HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN FILMS EVER! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE LIKE ME? ALWAYS RIGHT!
by Matthew Brennan June 9, 2018
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cameron matthews

Cameron Matthews

can be annoying or fake,extra.but can be lovable and cute with blond hair blue eyes and will attract all the lady’s .But will stick with the one he has. He goes for the ones that are smart . He goes for the ones that have good body’s.
by Nsnfbfnd May 21, 2018
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matthew ferguson

a person who genuinely loves boobs , mainly calls them " tiddies " . always asking , but knowing a careful , kind manner .
person 1 : " did matthew ask you for tiddies too ?

person 2 : " yes ! but he did it in such a kind & caring way ! how nice matthew ferguson is !! "
by windsheild wipers March 2, 2021
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