A synonym for cell phone.
by Aitaix March 11, 2021
Get the Dick pic machinemug. Person one: “hey, do you hear screaming???”
Person two: “yah, it’s retard day and one of them is challenging the escalator”
Person one: “like Man V. Machine, lol”
Person two: “yah, it’s retard day and one of them is challenging the escalator”
Person one: “like Man V. Machine, lol”
by Lost guy2223 April 20, 2020
Get the Man V. Machinemug. a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
by Wankeycheesefry June 17, 2017
Get the Soft Serve Machinemug. Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!
by Jimmy Rox May 15, 2015
Get the Vending Machine Roulettemug. The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
Get the The Persian Vending Machinemug. When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
Get the Hungarian vending machinemug. by HATMA989 January 2, 2023
Get the pretty hate machinemug.