Grace M

A Baba Yaga who will play on defence for their entire life. Likely to have internalized entitlement and prejudice. STAY AS FAR AWAY AS YOU CAN AND BURROW IN A HILL IF ONE PAYS YOU TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO YOU!!

"Oi, bro, who's that girl you were with?"

"Oh, that's Grace M."
"run."

by h0lly__ December 20, 2021

I’m going to Paris

A sentence used when you are implying that you want to use a sex position called the Eiffel Tower.

Some random girl: fuck I’m really horny yo *points at two guys*
I’m going to Paris, wanna come with me?
The guys: Sure

by I have knowledge I share January 22, 2021

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

by snotterson July 7, 2011

E.M.S.

think about it duh.

Eat my shit!

Jamie, you can E.M.S. you red haired clown!

by mexican-jumping-bean November 12, 2010

I'm hip

1. To agree, concur or express understanding of something.
2. Being in "the know" or knowledgable about a subject.

1. Person 1: "Man this song is off the hook!" Person 2: "Yeah, I'm hip!"

2. I'm hip to the music scene.

by Nabru September 26, 2005

M.I.N.F

M.I.N.F. is an acronym for Mothers I'd Never Fuck. This term is the polar opposite of M.I.L.F. It describes a mother well past her prime who has NOT aged well, and yet tries to dress and act like a teenaged skank. A M.I.N.F. will throw her kids to the wayside for a chance at sex with younger attractive men that are way out of her league, though she can be pacified with booze, fake compliments, and compulsory groping. Young men should be forewarned that M.I.N.F.'s are akin to vampires. Once you invite them in, they will freely invade your space and can only be vanquished with a public denouncing and calling out in front of witnesses OR a stake rammed neatly between the saddlebags (taking care to avoid the extensive push up and out bra) to the heart.

Guy 1: UGH. I started flirting with this M.I.N.F at work and now she won't leave me ALONE. She keeps hanging around and telling people we have this "thing" going.

Guy 2: Dude, didn't you read the playa handbook? Never flirt with a M.I.N.F. That's like signing a contract with the devil. You always get more shit than you bargained for.

Guy 1: I KNOW! Bitch is all up in my face and business and cockblocking me at every turn. She's skantless and fugly.

Guy 2: Bro I got stakes in my trunk. Let's end this.

by Trish76 July 17, 2010

I'm a Shark!

The Singing Shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the Hockey Zombie. The meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!"

This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.

Why didn't you write your essay for class?

"I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I didn't do it!"

by kelderoth April 2, 2007