lip lard

The same as chapstick or any lube for your beak.

My lips are chapped, through me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

Strawberry Larry

When a woman drinks a mouthful of strawberry juice, but doesn't swallow, and performs oral sex on a man until he ejaculates. The woman then spits the mixture of semen and strawberry juice into the man's mouth while cleaning up his penis with a moist towelette.

Dude, that girl from the bar last night totally gave me a Strawberry Larry...it tasted good...

by Sir Remington Quackleberry July 7, 2010

Angry Larson

An Angry Larson is when you come home wasted and forcefully fuck your brother in the asshole.

Man, he was trashed last night that he when home and angry larsoned his brother/

by caramelchocolate69 December 1, 2010

high-larious

Something that's really fucking funny, but possibly just because you're stoned.

The Harold & Kumar films are absolutely fucking high-larious.

by stoner_jack March 15, 2011

John Large

Complete wasteman who constantly throws up, either on people or wherever he can. You can find him in either White Hart, G's Nightclub, Yates or at 3FC.

Dude you seeing John Large tonght?
Ugh No he is a wasteman and he threw up on me last night!!

by Riddler23rko February 23, 2012

gusset lard

A thicker version of fanny batter.

Blimey she was so out of practice, i nearly choked on her gusset lard

by smithpm81 June 19, 2014

Dick large

Like Gay Mark, A gay Idiot that does not know shit and how to live life. A failure and disgrace even to their parents that they needed a trash can.

That Guy is such a Dick large.
Ewww....MOM A DICK LARGE

by Trumpshitzwords May 14, 2019