by Big Nation March 27, 2003
Get the Leather face mug.Leah is a biblical name that's literal meaning is 'To fester'.
If you know a Leah, you probably mistake her for an unsightly bulge in the sofa every now and then.
She has had some magical expanding pyjamas fitted at birth - you will never EVER see her wearing anything else.
Thats not to say she does nothing, she can roll joints like its an olympic sport, and has occasionally been known to sing. Though don't ask her to sing anything she doesn't already know, as this would involve moving to get the lyrics.
Moving is very dangerous to Leahs. She may have a psychotic episode or rupture a spleen or something.
If you want to date/sleep with/fondle a Leah, all you have to do is make sure she has enough weed to hand and she probably won't even notice!
Despite all this, she makes a very effective babysitter (i.e. you can run out of the door before her and she has no choice.)
Another benefit of a pet Leah is that she rarely needs feeding, and practically anything you give her to eat will be regarded as 'immense'. Possibly because she hasn't had to get up and cook it.
If you know a Leah, you probably mistake her for an unsightly bulge in the sofa every now and then.
She has had some magical expanding pyjamas fitted at birth - you will never EVER see her wearing anything else.
Thats not to say she does nothing, she can roll joints like its an olympic sport, and has occasionally been known to sing. Though don't ask her to sing anything she doesn't already know, as this would involve moving to get the lyrics.
Moving is very dangerous to Leahs. She may have a psychotic episode or rupture a spleen or something.
If you want to date/sleep with/fondle a Leah, all you have to do is make sure she has enough weed to hand and she probably won't even notice!
Despite all this, she makes a very effective babysitter (i.e. you can run out of the door before her and she has no choice.)
Another benefit of a pet Leah is that she rarely needs feeding, and practically anything you give her to eat will be regarded as 'immense'. Possibly because she hasn't had to get up and cook it.
'Where's Leah?? Has she gone out?'
'No, the kids have just thrown their coats over her again'
'Doctor, I'm worried I might be a necrophiliac'
'What makes you think that?'
'I shagged a Leah last night'
'Nurse! Fetch the straight jacket! Another necrophiliac nutter in here!'
'No, the kids have just thrown their coats over her again'
'Doctor, I'm worried I might be a necrophiliac'
'What makes you think that?'
'I shagged a Leah last night'
'Nurse! Fetch the straight jacket! Another necrophiliac nutter in here!'
by Mosschops77 April 14, 2013
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by merciivy October 25, 2020
Get the Punch A Leah Day mug.That fuckin Perv I he beats off so much he must make 10 trips to the Porta Potty daily his dick must look like a leatherneck on a turkey.
No wonder he has to go to church and rat on himself to the priest and ask the priest to ask God for forgiveness.
No wonder he has to go to church and rat on himself to the priest and ask the priest to ask God for forgiveness.
by LatNerd May 10, 2011
Get the Leatherneck mug.a girl who is a complete plastic who wears to much makeup and postes pictures of herself on facebook waiting for her friends to comment and start complimenting her. not worth it.
by thefuture101 May 25, 2011
Get the Leah mug.a term used for thoroughly disliking someone or something.
not as bad as hate, but a bit more extreme than simply disliking someone/something.
not as bad as hate, but a bit more extreme than simply disliking someone/something.
by Hanner. February 23, 2009
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