shipwreck47" I wish I was a leatherneck, dam those guys are amazing"
girl" yeah but you are too scared to be in a real branch of service so now you are just a Navy mop handler, now swab the deck and shut up while I go off with thes leathernecks"
A person under the command of the Department of the Navy who is so dumb and easily brainwashed that they are actually proud to only serve 2 real purposes:
A) Be the first sent into a country to deplete the enemy's supply of ammunition.
A sunkissed cougar - usually from Florida or Arizona - with the orange, leathery skin that comes from decades of sipping margaritas in the sun while your husband is either working or cheating on you. Whether divorced or unhappily married, the rarely elusive Leatherback has an insatiable thirst for the exact same type of young man that left her sexually satisfied and emotionally bankrupt during her college years. Usually a good time, and always totally depraved, taking down a Leatherback is a great window into the world of neglected, alcoholic Gold-Diggers whose looks are teetering on the brink of completely running out.
Chad: "You see that pack of Leatherbacks over by the bar, bro?"
Brad: "Oh Shit dude - I'm pretty sure that's Stifler's Mom and her friends!"
Chad: "Well I guess we have no other choice then, do we?"
Brad: "Even if we did, I'm sure those ladies are twice as easy - and likely twice as fun - as any group of young chicks here.
Hell, they'll probably even buy OUR drinks!"
Chad: "Leatherbacking it is, sir - This is why I am proud to call you my friend"
*Both Chad and Brad chug their beers and walk over to the thirsty pack of Leatherbacks who've been eyeing them all night*
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.