Knob gobbler

Oral fixation with cylindrical objects, not necessarily sexual but usually is.ï

Just drink your beer without swallowing the bottle too, damn knob gobbler!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

Knobbing

The act of two or more bald males rubbing their hairless heads together in a friendly manner as a sign of greatness in the name of baldness.

Those bald-headed guys are knobbing to show their approval of their masculinity.

by BaldMursesUnited September 14, 2023

Sniffers Knob

When after a night of too much powdered substances your penis becomes slightly shrivelled and harder to find

Fucking hell mate I've got a bad case of sniffers knob today

by Shaunyboy September 15, 2013

Knob chopper

Someone who bites off a mans penis

Holy shit Sarah is a knob chopper, she bit David’s dick off

by Biggest boi420 October 26, 2018

shiny knob

A blow job in a car wash but must include the rainbow foam

Stacy gave me a shiny knob on Tuesday; my tires look great, too!

by BeefyGorditaBoi February 18, 2018

knob sucker

A person who only sucks small dick because big dicks are too much.

Amanda is a real knob sucker.

by smikes90 June 13, 2018

Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years

1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.

by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023