Jizz Kill

The emotional and physical feelings of post-sex. After having an orgasm, the Jizz Kill consists of feeling unattached to one's partner. In some cases, a multitude of factors after having an orgasm during sex includes the following:
1. The uncomfortable and intense feeling of the nerves on the head of one's penis.
2. The feeling of regret towards one's partner.
3. The feeling of despair.
4. One may feel the desire for solitary.

Person 1- "Dude, did you fuck her?"

Person 2- "Ah.....yeah man. she was a fuckin jizz kill.

Person 1- "Ah fuck that fuckin sucks.lol. I hate it when that shit happens"

Person 2- ".....yeah...."

by Tuk Toi April 19, 2009

license to kill

Usually used to describe a woman or man who is dressed to the highest degree of fineness that s/he can take someone's breath away (figuratively, i.e. not to the level of death).


note: not a legally recognized form of authorization.

LaFonda's got a license to kill in that hot jumpsuit and boot ensemble.

by Siouxzanna May 5, 2005

double kill

When you kill two people with one shot in a video game. They are most likely side by side when this happens.

Digital Ghost terminated A. Noob with a double kill!

by cyanghost109 June 7, 2011

One shot one kill

The most efficient form of murder with a firearm. One shot one kill means every shot you take is a headshot. Precision shooting. If you spray, you miss and then you die.

Surrounded by an angry mob, AC decided to save ammo by using one shot one kill tactics.

by streets is watchin December 18, 2008

road kill pussy

smelly, dirty, wart infested, looks like someone ran it over 15 times with a big mack truck, something that needs to be buried far in the ground.

i would never touch that bitch she got road kill pussy

by tj"s man May 31, 2010

Marry Screw Kill

A type of would-you-rather game in which you are given three people's names (typically celebrities or people that are well-known to you) and you have to choose one to marry, one to screw, and one to kill.

"Okay, Marry Screw Kill: Leonardo DiCaprio, Taylor Lautner, Ryan Gosling."
"That's easy! Marry Leo, screw Ryan, and kill Taylor."

by dancinginhighheels January 1, 2012

BUZZ kill

wen a rather enjoyable moment is rudely and abuptly interrupted.
when a pla or idea is "shit on" or "shot down."

it was a real buzzkill when she spit and it got in the other girls eye then my fucking mom tryed to join.

by Madd Jester September 5, 2003