A Krispy Kreme Job (KKJ) is an oral sex position. An erect penis penetrates a warm glazed donut followed shortly by a blowjob. Everyone is happy.
Bob: How was the blowjob last night?
Kevin: Oh she loved it. We tried the Krispy Kreme Job, it was like a cream filled donut to her and a trip to heaven for me.
Bob: That sounds marvelous; do you think I should try it with my wife?
Kevin: Hell yes. She'd love it.
Kevin: Oh she loved it. We tried the Krispy Kreme Job, it was like a cream filled donut to her and a trip to heaven for me.
Bob: That sounds marvelous; do you think I should try it with my wife?
Kevin: Hell yes. She'd love it.
by ThinSpirits March 25, 2010
Get the Krispy Kreme Job mug.Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.
Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.
by PJFRESH February 8, 2009
Get the Cheesecake Hand Job mug.My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.
Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
Get the hose job mug.Oh that was the best head job ive ever got, she had head job handles and i could just skull fucker her at my control!
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
Get the head job handles mug.1 (n.) terrible blow job which may include bitting, excessive sucking and/or sloppy noises
2 (n.) any painful blow job from a girl or guy taking too many hints from COSMO magazine
2 (n.) any painful blow job from a girl or guy taking too many hints from COSMO magazine
by Barelegend January 28, 2005
Get the Vac Job mug.Derogatory term for replicant or android used in the 1982 Ridley Scott movie "Blade Runner", starring Harrison Ford and Rutger Hauer, based on the novel "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?", by Philip K. Dick. -defined by Fearman.
Additionally, used in the television series, Battlestar Galactica. Some resistance fighters on Caprica and members of the Colonial Fleet refer to the humanoid Cylons as "skin jobs," an homage to Blade Runner.
Additionally, used in the television series, Battlestar Galactica. Some resistance fighters on Caprica and members of the Colonial Fleet refer to the humanoid Cylons as "skin jobs," an homage to Blade Runner.
Blade Runner: You've still got to waste four more skin jobs, Deckard.
Battlestar Galactica: He poked a skin job... he racked up a six, that's a given... you don't have to get on your back for him, but...?
Battlestar Galactica: He poked a skin job... he racked up a six, that's a given... you don't have to get on your back for him, but...?
by ph1nn December 4, 2010
Get the Skin job mug.A phrase used on one of the funniest shows anywhere, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! It can be used either when somebody truly does a "great job!", or if they fail it can be used in the same way, as sarcasm. it must be said calmly, without enthusiasm, while giving the thumbs with only one hand
Example one: "Dude, you just beat guitar hero on expert! Great job!" *thumbs up*
Example two: "Dude, you just totally crashed on your skateboard! Great job!" *Thumbs up*
Example two: "Dude, you just totally crashed on your skateboard! Great job!" *Thumbs up*
by Travis Lull October 1, 2008
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