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Jose Hot Tub

When a Mexican chick takes a mouthful of tequila, preferably Jose Cuervo, and you place your scrotum in her mouth while she gargles, resulting in a hot tub effect for your testes. A variant to the classic fuzzy warbler.
Guy 1: "Did you slay that fine Mexican mami last night?"

Guy 2: "Fuck no man, you know how easily Mexicans get knocked up, but she did give me the best Jose Hot Tub north of the border."

Guy 1: "Did you give her the ol' Jackson Pollock?"

Guy 2: "Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?"
by Big Rabes September 5, 2010
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josh's dirty bum kiss

What did u do last night

I got a josh's dirty bum kiss
by Sexy fupa queen May 25, 2017
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Josie

Pretty,cute and loving girl who is very athletic! She is shy once you meet her but crazy outgoing when she feels comfortable around you. She loves playing sports and wants to be famous! Most boys think she’s pretty and cute but their to scared to ask her out. Josie is a down to earth person but isn’t very confident with herself. She likes a boy named Oscar
Josie,Athletic, cute, pretty, famous
by Iris apatow April 23, 2018
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Josie

Josie is an amazing girl who is very gorgeous but doesn’t know it. Josie usually has dark hair with white or tan skin and dark eyes that you could get lost in. Josie is very athletic, intelligent, creative, and outgoing. She can be shy but once you get to know her she is crazy. Josie is loyal to friends and her boyfriend.

Josie acts innocently but when it comes down to it, she is dirty and excellent in bed.
Man, find yourself a Josie!!”
by Hahajdjwnsn May 2, 2018
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Joshua G

A short brown guy. Thinks he is rich but really isn’t. Thinks he is popular and thinks he is the shit but really isn’t. Pretends like he gets girls but really doesn’t. Is a simp basically.
Josh: I love u, I’m on my knees for you
Anastasy: ur a real Joshua G
by Pakis r us March 26, 2020
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sloppy josie

A sexual act of oral copulation...while straddling a recipient...at the appropriate moment..deficate on recipient's breasts, then remove penis from mouth and place in between fecile covered breasts moving back and forth aggressively... then reinserting penis back into mouth of recipient and ejaculating.
Every time I'm horny and I feel the urge to shit...I always think of SLOPPY JOSIE!!!!!
by Ron Brawndo December 5, 2013
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Joss Whedon

The man who created the best TV show in the world: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
by Anne96 July 20, 2008
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