empty bacon

Bacon that sacrifices its flavor to a dish due to cooking, such as baked beans or green beans (Southern).

I know the empty bacon has no flavor, but I still pick it out and eat it.

by Garpike September 14, 2011

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Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.

Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

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Bacon and Egg

A discreet way in which to tell someone who do not give a shit about what they are saying, and in fact can't believe they are saying it all.

Boring person: I bought some Jeff Banks boxers today!
Normal person: Did ya mate? I had a fucking bacon and egg this morning!

This could be followed by others saying: oh dear mate, you've just been bacon and egged!

Can be reinforced with actions such as those that imitate a bazuka, catapult etc firing bacon and egg at them.

by AB123456 June 9, 2011

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Smart Bacon

A correction deputy who is pretty clever. He works tons of double shifts. Dates a P.Y.T.
Has to be the dopest D.I.L.F. Needs to have gray hair color. Also needs to know how to text all day, everyday, even while at work. He has to have a SUPER COCK. He needsto be sarcastic and not take himself to seriously, but has to go ballistic over simple silly texts sent by the P.Y.T.

P.Y.T.- "Good morning Silver Fox Stud"
Smart Bacon-"Good morning to you sexy thing"
P.Y.T.-"I miss you"
Smart Bacon"No you don't, your just bored"
P.Y.T. "Don't mock my feelings"
Smart Bacon"Are you INSANE?!?!?!?! Are you falling for me?!?!?!"
P.Y.T "Of course not, Are you falling for me?
Smart Bacon"Of course NOT!

by LeslieM October 30, 2008

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