Internet Explorer

When downloaded it finds and modifies files that other web browsers would never touch. It has a tendency to break expensive applications and destroy ever-so-precious files. It cannot render pages designed for browsers other than itself and it is big, clunky and looks like shit. It was once a good browser but M$ decided to abuse its power and force everyone that buys Windoze to use it as a file browser (Windoze Explorer) and a web browser. It is like an ugly weed; once it has sprouted and grown it can never be truly killed because you always leave a small root that will grow back into the ugly weed.

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Installing: Internet Explorer
Progress: Destroying your system! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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by 1010101010110001001100101 February 18, 2011

cos fajnego w internecie

In simple translation something cool in the internet. There is no such thing like cos fajnego w internecie it's a myth.

A: -Znalazlem cos fajnego w internecie.
B: -Chyba cos ci sie pojebalo.

by Radas January 16, 2005

internetlessness

A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided.

God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*

Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~

by Wilman March 12, 2008

internet celebrity

Someone whose credibility ends where real life begins.

"My YouTube video has the square root of pi trillion hits. That makes me an Internet celebrity!"

"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."

by Gerbil Warrior April 17, 2008

internetuendo

the gossip, lies, smears, and at best half-truths that flourish in the largely anonymous petri dish of the Internet.

Alas, our presidential elections are beset with Swift Boat ads and Internetuendo. E.g., Obama is a Communist, Palin is a brainwashed Nazi... and on and on, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

by WJMoore March 2, 2010

Internetextual

The act of communication through text with someone online. It includes email, im, chat, commenting, etc. Can be sexual in nature but doesn't have to be.

Gena: ~Glomps Dann with a hit and run hug.~ Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Dann: I am actually more of a fan of glomps happening in real life. But I will take your internetextual glomp gladly.

by Diamond Dann October 27, 2011

internet zombification

n, The process by which the victim refreshes or cycles through a handful of websites over and over mindlessly and without satisfaction.

"Man, I don't want to do my term paper, or anything else for that matter; I am suffering from internet zombification."

by Lee Warrick May 8, 2008