Third Chair

A third chair is a recurring podcast host who doesn’t normally feature on the podcast. So much so that the audience is familiar with their voice popping up in the show.

“Chris Ryan is the best third chair on The Big Picture podcast”

by dubsallday August 11, 2023

chaired

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats

I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.

by Lisiunia August 11, 2023

chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

by femboyoi August 11, 2023

chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

by Mbabu August 13, 2023

Chair Stream

A livestream in which the streamer spends a lot of time away from the broadcast, leaving an empty chair and perhaps some plagiarized video to entertain the audience.

Andy’s been on the toilet for the past half hour as the video he’s “reacting” to keeps playing! Is this chair stream even legal?

by Sitbear April 1, 2024

Chair

Something im sitting on, when I should be sitting on some dick

Person 1: that chair is so annoying

Person 2: yeah wish I was sitting on some dick instead

by SheDoCocaineInMyBasement April 6, 2024

Plastic chair

There are several different plastic chairs in the world however there is one specific chair belonging to a man named Vergil from legend. Should one sit upon the chair motivation shall course through their body and their portal opening days shall start with the blessed power of the Yamato

A dude: Eh I’ll go to the gym tomorrow

Plastic chair: Stares intimately

A dude : Fuck it ima sit

by anonymous February 29, 2024