Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions
Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!
by Space Mom April 17, 2017
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what am i? a dumbass#3352

Person 1:Have you heard of what am i? a dumbass#3352?
Person 2: YEAH OFC THEY ARE THE BEST!
by Whenhimikoisus June 12, 2021
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breathe air am i right

Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.
Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...
by WhenYouBreathe December 09, 2018
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i am breaking up with you

when a girls says this shes a thot and a bich
girl:i am breaking up with you

boy: ok thot
by nbvb May 04, 2019
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A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.
L PC: “I am infertile from eating scented candles. The”
Dragonpainter299: “what”
by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024
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Mondays am I right?

On a Monday one’s depression state is drastically lowered, leading one to saw Mondays am I right?
Guy 1: Mondays am I right?
Guy 2: it’s Thursday
by Monday lord February 06, 2025
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Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
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