Horse mouth handshake

The act of two girls scissoring on a man's cock until he fills each womens muff full of semen and then he watches them eat it out of eachother like an anorexic model eating saltine crackers and watches them spit on eachother till one gives up

" went to the club two hookers gave me a horse mouth handshake for quite the deal

by cfrankyo July 6, 2015

horse kick

when someone tries shoving their whole foot up someones ass

Did you hear? Hayden gave his sister Rachel a horse kick and she liked it.

by ariel bitcoin September 27, 2018

dead horse cemetery

When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).

Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.

Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.

by Obsidius February 22, 2008

flower horse

A sporting underdog who is just about to make you, the betting underdog, a tidy sum of money. Hopefully.

Based on the short story of the same name by Charles Bukowski.

Come on Paraguay, my sweet flower horse, I know you can beat Brazil. You got it in you! (kissing betting ticket)

by nuguns October 8, 2008

Trailer Horse

A horse that you can use as a trailer. Also you can ride it on top of trailers. You can also substitute a bad word and put in trailer horse for it.

Trailers are so out, trailer horses are so in.

What the TRAILER HORSE.

by HOLY TRUCKER June 9, 2009

Deckers horse penis

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.

Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge

by afi GR October 21, 2010

hawaiian horse tail

a sexual fetish in which someone inserts the handle of a whip in their anus, and deep throats a long cylindrical slab of pineapple. At this point, the "horse" attempts to inflict pleasurable pain upon their partner or partners while wildly thrashing around.

Co-worker: what happened last weekend, your face looks like a mess?
Me: my wife is surprisingly nimble in performing the hawaiian horse tail.

by JDMLOWLIFE October 10, 2018