by 626_twoface May 6, 2021
Get the Half rack mug.When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.
by Panagakis42069 May 11, 2021
Get the Half cocked mug.A: "Beej save us half on that cig lad"
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by Sewy 7 September 18, 2022
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by Dr.Othlmun March 31, 2022
Get the half-fag mug.When someone only read something halfway. It's especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for all major planning. This may result in a conflict with introverts who hate phone calls, and usually will not answer the phone, preferring to respond with a text. Thus a viscous cycle is born.
Bro #1: "Bro, where are you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game!"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* Damn, my bad bruh. I only half read."
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game!"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* Damn, my bad bruh. I only half read."
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
Get the Half Read mug.P1)Brad is such a a**-half.
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by You Don't Know Records March 16, 2022
Get the Dumb-half mug.Akin to the difficulty of managing crumbs from a half-eaten biscuit, this phrase denotes the struggles inherent in everyday, menial tasks.
by The Heedo October 15, 2021
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