half a blocker

A person who only looks attractive a half block away.

Bill: "Drive closer so I can pickup up that fine chick.Whoops, never mind, she a half a blocker."

by outerdrake September 19, 2016

Half Read

When someone only read something halfway. It's especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for all major planning. This may result in a conflict with introverts who hate phone calls, and usually will not answer the phone, preferring to respond with a text. Thus a viscous cycle is born.

Bro #1: "Bro, where are you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game!"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* Damn, my bad bruh. I only half read."

by Yeti remains March 10, 2022

Half a House

What you'll be giving up when you marry someone that requires a dowry.

Sometimes marriage hangs in the balance because of the dowry. Remembering this term puts things in perspective.

I saved up for Half a House. But I think I'll invest it in the stock market and hit it big.

by A Single Dude March 4, 2011

half ryan

A 'Half Ryan' is the code name & subtle art of spending at least half of your work day without doing any work at all. A Half Ryan can be deployed while at your desk but it is encouraged that you engage in out of office activities. It is imperative that your coworkers have the opportunity to spot a Half Ryan in process while understanding the number of fucks you're currently giving while doing so.

"Dude, I said HALF RYAN. Trust me, you never go Full Ryan..."

by mambo-p October 3, 2017

Half Scam

When a financial realm is presented as having great value to an unknowing individual but at the same time feels seems like a scam and does not live up to its hype. Usually presented by an online educator with a financial incentive to provide secret knowledge about how to profit from Bitcoin, Crypto, NFT, Trading Guru's, or Self Help Gurus.

After buying Gary Vaynerchuk's book, I realized that he was a half scam at best.

by 50quintillionnanoyearminutes December 5, 2021

trap and a half

Unit of measurement used to measure distance; very far away

Man, I don't feel like driving to the lake today, it's a trap and a half to get there

by PterodactylRavager3000 July 5, 2017

half-slacker

a person who evades his or her duty or work insomuch as responsibility is avoided but competence and success are not foregone.

My college roommate is a a half-slacker: he rarely completes homework assignments, but he attends lectures and performs adequately on exams.

by bobthebuilder326 September 30, 2009