Grounded

Grounded. The instance of having zero privileges.

I.E. Not being able to partake in ANYTHING.

The purpose of being grounded is to eliminate any and all "fun" situations until the the sentence of punishment has been served.

I cannot see my bf Dakota because i have poor grades and my mom grounded me.

I'm using my iPad as a paperweight because I suck and I am grounded

I can't update my twitter or send stupid snaps because I'm grounded from my phone

NO FUN PERIOD IS TO BE HAD WHILE I AM GROUNDED

by Mom19000789 April 29, 2014

groundation

Groundation is the state of being grounded.

My six year old grandson, who was on restriction for being naughty, announced, "Grandmom, I can't go outside and play because I'm in groundation."

by Wish Mom March 23, 2010

Chinese Groundhog Day

The act of biting the head off a bat to see if there will be 6 more weeks of quarantine.

Wuhan celebrated chinese groundhog day a little to hard this year.

by KSC707 April 28, 2020

Grundelized

Similar to getting tea-bagged: The act of gently and carefully rubbing your grundel up against someone's nose, usually when they are sleeping or passed out. Often, the hairs on your taint will tickle their skin and cause them to scratch their nose.

"Oh man, last week Tommy got grundelized by Jessica so hard."

by Paulo S February 1, 2008

grundle crust

when you are plastered off your arse and you hook up with someone so hideous not even fugly can cover how revolting this person is.

"oh man i heard you hooked up with a grundle crust."
"please..don't remind me."

by ohmahjeeehaud February 4, 2008

grundle stiltskin

The art of putting on stilts and tea bagging another person.

My girlfriend was laying in bed because her head was spinning from the vodka she drank so I had to have her stand up to give her the grundle stiltskin she would never forget.

by Forge69 January 18, 2009

Grundelectomy

The removal of ones Grundel by surgical means. This procedure is often performed as a result of Grundelitis, or an inflamed Grundel.

Shaun had a violent case of Grundelitis and needed an emergency Grundelectomy. He has not been the same since.

by randal handy jr jr March 4, 2009