That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.

Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose

by JordanNHS September 16, 2017

Goose

Threesome lingo. The lucky (or reckless) third who jumps in with a married couple and takes the bottom role. Called a “Goose” because, just like in Duck Duck Goose, the couple taps you and suddenly you’re it — running around the bed getting tagged from both sides.

“Bro, they didn’t just want a third… they wanted a Goose. I left that bedroom sore, sweaty, and questioning my life choices.”

by Jingle jangle balls October 8, 2025

Goose knuckle

The pulling back of a mans excess cock skin to make the male genitalia seem larger or longer, in some cases more dagger like.

John: Rambo hit that goose knuckle pretty hard

Jim:yea his cock is elite and looks like a dagger, how appealing!!
John: yea he has a nice cock, all thanks to that goose knuckle

by Hissnnsfkdi October 6, 2021

silly gooses

corner.

if you’re reading this, you’re a silly gooses. also, all hail jupuxford.

by booblasters October 6, 2019

Goosing

To refer to the action of being your friends wing-man or wing-woman. This is in reference to the movie Top Gun and the character, Goose, who is the wing man to Maverick.

"I don't mean to be goosing too hard right now but you will not find a better cook than my good buddy."

by Martiniman31 September 16, 2022

Yankee Doodle Glitter Goose

A term for someone who is full of themselves.

That boy is a yankee doodle glitter goose

by jwh2025 February 23, 2025

goose

Using your thumb and jabbing it into a person (often their tender bits/ribs) to make them recoil/move. Similar to when a goose tries to bite you in said tender bits.

The guy wouldn't move off of the sofa, so I gave him a good goose to make him move...

by Ripinski Moinskidoinski October 14, 2021