Goose

The opposite of duck. Uncool, non-overpowered, goofy.

Wait, acting like that is hella goose.

by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 28, 2024

Goose pond shit

Man made bodies of water in Alberta, Canada, which consist of water a goose shit

Get the hell outta here with that goose pond shit.

by ABigDD July 29, 2024

Goose

When someone coughs and you can’t say bless you/excuse you, but the silence is awkward. Stems from a joke form of gesundheit, as well as coughs sounding like a quack (duck, duck, ‘goose’)

Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Goose
Person 1: Thanks

by TealGroup April 8, 2022

Goose pooper

Definition: a term used to describe a person who pokes fun and taunts another sometimes but not always using goose poop on a stick

“Mom was a goose pooper growing up she could always get under my skin.”

by Goose poop expert December 10, 2020

goose it

In the British Columbia interior to goose it means to open the throttle on a truck, car, ATV, or motorcycle. See also: mat it, send it, chooch it, floor it.

Officially the Coquihalla has a posted speed limit of 120 but in reality you can goose it at a buck sixty and still expect half the traffic to goose it past you.

by 5/97c August 17, 2023

Goose green school

A smelly place for bad children who can't get into the religious school up the road because God hates them. Spend their time bullying eachother and the teacher and laughing at fat people. The teachers swear like Irish drunks of st Patrick's Day. The lunch is groole. Oliver twist has better food than that. No Goose green kiddo will ever ask for more. It's bumhole food. There are large rodents including rats and maggots infesting the school. The only good teacher is Mr pavlou (love that old geezer)

Person one: I want to punish my child. Where should I send them?
Person two: goose green school

by 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 December 23, 2018

Duck Duck Goose Girl

A duck duck goose girl (or guy)...is a person that has been benched by someone who is stringing multiple people along in a sexual or romantic way. Said "player" keeps his or her harem of simping partners on hold in a limbo of breadcrumbing as "ducks", until ready to choose the next "goose". They ramp up engaging behavior to manipulate said "goose" into chasing them, ideally for sex, but also for attention/ego. Then they put them back on hold as a "duck" once they get bored, and repeat the cycle all over again, choosing a different goose. These are avoidants who like to have a steady rotation of suitors in waiting, often longterm FWBs, always thinking they might be chosen. In reality- these people are emotionally immature, unable to engage in real intimacy, and often have fragile egos that they prop up by manipulating partners. Often, these people will keep a secret harem of "ducks" on hold during relationships with a "goose", until they either break up with them, or get broken up with. Regardless- their ducks will get breadcrumbed on the sneak during entire relationships because they can't ever fully invest themselves in commitment. They always have one foot out the door, and "ducks" are the back up options.

"I'm done being one of your duck duck goose girl. You want me to be there for you to use only when it's convenient or comforting to you, but you don't wanna reciprocate. You're busy getting your ego stroked by girls who haven't caught on yet. Keep your lame ass limbo- those girls can have you. I'm taking back my self respect."

by MiAngelito August 18, 2023