Premier goose

Goose with the finest feathers in all the land

Dayum that must be the premier goose, his feather game on point, dem jawns bougie af.

by Eagles2042 December 4, 2016

juicy goose

Hot gossip the inside information also know as the J G's.

I have the juicy goose on Kim K.

by ashcash16 December 17, 2015

Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

by Klevrguy March 13, 2016

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 April 3, 2016

Goosed

Being heavily intoxicated, usually by the effects of marijuana.

"Dude I just ripped that bong, now I'm goosed"

by Furniture Wallace July 11, 2019

Silly goose

(1) a person who has very odd and strange properties and characteristics. (2) a person who is awful in every way

I cannot believe Jack left you on read AGAIN! He is such a silly goose

by Ocheggy July 16, 2019

Goose

A wingman with a wife and kids and always manages to die in the most absurd way. They also tend to be really bad at video games.

Dude, I’m maverick and you’re goose. It’s official now

by Puddlesmama November 15, 2019