goober

a horny bastard

You are such a goober, go take a cold shower!!!

by Lizzy May 12, 2003

Goober

Ugly, tall, lanky male. Often has pimples the size of South Africa and a disgusting protruding mouth (and gonorrhea).

Boy 1: I know you've never hooked up with anyone, you're too ugly!
Goober: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

by Reid Parker May 14, 2004

Goober

1. A fat or unattractive person.
2. Someone highly annoying and/or stupid.

"That fools a straight goober"
"Damn that girl's hella ugly. She's a goober."

by Euless December 9, 2007

goobies

any general ickiness

Ew, don't give me your sock goobies!

by talye05 November 29, 2010

gooback

when a guy is doing another guy in the butt and he pulls his penis out and cums all over the other guy's back.

kenny got all pissed off when he got a goobacked by brett


the gay receiver is usually the gooback

by creamygoodness101 November 2, 2004

goober

a word use as an expression when you totally lack good vocabulary and are a total dork:)

I think you are a goober!

by Lorisita November 8, 2003

goofy goober

A Big pink dildo that women use to pleasure them selves. Mostly lesbiands.

Wow i want that goofy goober.

by hannah hamilton March 9, 2008