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Give a girl your hoodie day

Boy: it’s give a girl your hoodie day
Girl: oh is it

Boy: here have my hoodie

Girl: thanks
by twxlxghtmoon November 1, 2019
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given' gump

A man who masturbates so frequently he ejaculates at any given time, usually men who are gungerin' up
EW! His pants are wet, he must be given' gump!!
by Annoying prick who's annoying November 28, 2002
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giveafu*kometer

A device for measurement of exactly to what degree one gives a fu*k (or not!) about any particular activity/comment/person etc.
Oh, you are the 4 Square Mayor of JFK Executive Lounge? That really doesn't register on my giveafu*kometer.
by HoweD July 15, 2010
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Give it a ponder

An expression used when telling someone to give something some extra thought.

Also a phrase used in an 'LG' ad campaign.
I know this idea sounds crazy, just give it a ponder and get back to me later.
by zeeteegee August 17, 2010
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give direction

to berate, belittle, emasculate, or abuse someone either emotionally or physically
1) my wife told me that i need someone like her to give me direction.

2) the neighbor kid left a flaming poo sack on my stoop, so i gave him direction by sitting on his head and sharting.

3) if you want to give direction, then piss on someone and make them eat poop, just don't bug me about it.

4) that butt-sucking loser needed some direction, so i fed him all his idiot sticks and kicked him square in the asshole.
by chuckybubbles September 29, 2010
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Givey Giverson Canny Takerson

Pronounced {Giv-ee Giv-er-suhn Kan-ee Teyk-er-suhn}

An individual who abuses (either verbally or physically) other individuals but becomes frustrated or defensive when a similar act is performed on them. Especially from the victim of previous abuse.
John - "Your Ma!"

Tony - "No! Your Ma!"

John - "How dare you, Tony!"

Tony - "John you are a Givey Giverson Canny Takerson!"
by djdilly October 29, 2010
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give her the monkey

Presenting a fully erect cock to your girly. Then swifty blowing her mind.
My girl wanted me to Give Her The Monkey, if yeah know what i mean.
by Give her the monkey June 6, 2014
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