uneducated goose penise

your a dumbass the actual worth of a gooses genitalia<33
you absolute baffoon,you damn uneducated goose penise
by maxmaxwoo April 04, 2022
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kawaii goose

A kawaii goose is a goose that acts like it has its own anime. Then it proceeds to make you apart of it.

(Look out for gooses with sparkly eyes and lipstick)
Person 1: "Hey, isn't that..."
Person 2: "A KAWAII GOOSE! RUN!!!"
Kawaii goose: "Come back!!!"
by coolkidthatiscool May 02, 2022
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mother goose

a caring person - like a mother, usually has a name like alaska, probably a vsco gorl, is chaotic; a mess.
me : i have the best type of friend, - she is the mother goose
by mintmyg October 31, 2019
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Slickering the Goose

Using cum retained in your mouth from a prior blowjob to lubricate a secondary penis in preparation for anal sex.
“You might want to save some of that for slickering the goose
by Grandma Ex December 24, 2018
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Wild Goose Chase

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My friend sent me on a wild goose chase trying to figure out what it meant.
by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024
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wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.
Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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