get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.

Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.

by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012

get thirsty

drinking a large amount of alcoholic beverages

wanna go get thirsty with me tonight?

by whoopwhoop123456 January 6, 2012

to get chaired

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area

To get chaired tutorial!!

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by fluffyjacob May 9, 2022

get kekt

A combination of kek and get rekt, often used ironically.

Person 1: I don't think Donald Trump is a good president
Person 2: LOL GET KEKT COMMIE LIBTARD

by vejtics May 25, 2019

Get Pirganged

When a man that is obviously inferior to his predecessor wins for unknown reasons.

Damn get Pirganged! That sucks!

by William (Paul) Irgang July 1, 2018

get a whiff

To look at, get a look at something

Come get a whiff of this thiccness

Lemme get a whiff of them split ends

by sherlock homo July 5, 2017

get resigned

Occurs when one is given the choice of being terminated or resigning.

They didn't fire Mary but she did get resigned.

by Connie Lingus69 August 28, 2017