10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

nishiki: 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

by I'm the coolest guy ever December 8, 2022

Fuckboyardee

A group of fuckboys

"look at all those fuckboys."
"It's a fuckboyardee."

by Awkward-nerd-in-some-fandoms December 1, 2015

Fujimora Pantsu

A badass Japanese anime character who swings his axe at you, his best friend and nemisis is Kumasan

"I'm Fujimora Pantsu and I swing my axe at youuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!"

by fujimora pantsu February 7, 2012

Fuck knows

An abbreviation or slang used to by many for a way to say "I don't know"

Boy1: Dude, what's the time?
Boy2: Fuck knows

by Dalmas January 2, 2014

i fucked your mom

something salty 12 year olds say when they get their ass kicked on call of duty

kid: i fucked your mom last night

by mih naem jeff May 12, 2017

My hovercraft is full of eels

A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.

A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"

Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"

by Ignacius Bledell October 21, 2010

Fuck

An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb.

Noun: I don't give a fuck about politics!

Verb: I want to fuck Jessica Alba more than my hand.

Adjective: Shit! That sky is fuckin' blue!

Adverb: President Obama just fuckin' signed a new jobs bill.

All the above: You fuckin' fucked my fuckin' girlfriend, you backstabbing fuck!!!

by rogerthewhale December 4, 2011