Fishy Friday

Pay day. So happens to be the same day your “fishy” friend happens to hit you up for a favor. The favor will always entail you spending money for him in some way.

Man! I couldn’t wait to get paid today! Bills, right?! *phone rings*
Me: Odd. I haven’t heard from him in a while.
Guy: think about it bro... what’s today?
Me: you’re fucking right. Fishy Friday

by Connectingdots December 10, 2019

black Friday

A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.

man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)

it happens on black Friday

by vsco peanut November 5, 2019

fireball friday

a day where you get absolutely trashed off of fireball on a friday night. only appropriate way to start your weekend, if you can walk straight you didn’t go hard enough

“wanna get bacardi tonight” “FUCK no it’s fireball friday!

by thunderchunk21 March 4, 2021

Laura Freitas

Seen rarely in public, shy but brute.

Yo check out that girl
- Careful bro, that's a Laura Freitas

by Goldcobra1143 June 17, 2021

Diogo Freitas

A man who is bare sexy like, and his personality is fucking class 🥵 too bad he’s a bit of a player 🥺

Diogo Freitas is my fucking fit

by Ellie-May Green Rogers July 30, 2021

Klepto Friday

On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.

Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.

by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021

Small Friday

Small Friday is the day after Big Thursday. Small Friday is the day of rest after the Bigness of Big Thursday’s. We eat Salads with a small amount of calories, with small fork, and drink a small glass of water. Note - Nothing here is LITTLE. This is not Little Tuesday. Stop doing little things on small Friday.

“Duuuuude, i’m so tired from Big Thursday.”
“Don’t worry, man, its small Friday. Get some rest.”

by Ozegis September 11, 2021