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Dradle Fucked 

past tense v. -When after sex, you rub your penis on the girls face in a circular motion
you've been dradle fucked!!
Dradle Fucked by fiberoptic3806504 December 7, 2009

House Fucked 

Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.
Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.
House Fucked by Kataclyzmic May 25, 2011

Time Fucked 

When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.
Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
Time Fucked by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011

Grammar Fucked 

The result of your brain working overtime to decipher and de-code the status update or tweet of a social media user.
I was just GRAMMAR FUCKED by Kylie's status update. Those three sentences had 17 grammar errors. 17 MOTHER FUCKING ERRORS.
Grammar Fucked by RedPenQueen March 4, 2014

foam fucked 

Sitting down after filling up your drink only to realize half of it was foam and then having to go back to refill it
Ryan, I just got foam fucked pretty hard wunna help a brutha out and refill my drink?

Monday Fucked 

Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.
Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.
Monday Fucked by Srslywtf December 11, 2014