Evan

One who has to much money and no idea what to spend it on.

Evan:hmmm I have enough to buy this
Bob:do you really need that
Evan:no but yes

by Tttyyyy February 15, 2020

Evan

Evan is a guy who has sex with a lot of beautiful women and is extremely smart

Evan gets all the ladies

by iceman2rr September 23, 2021

Evan

Ricegum lookin ass who takes girls out onto first dates by playing League Of Legends. Straight wasteman, cant even get a girl

Man, I got a case of anal Evans yesterday

by bigboyDonger June 3, 2018

Justin Evans

Justin Evans is the most caring, adorable, loving person ever. He will always be there for you no matter what. He doesn't ever judge you based off what people said about you and always tries to see the best in people. He isn't entitled, stuck up, nor selfish. He treats people around him with nothing but respect and kindness. If you ever meet a Justin Evans don't let them go. He will care so much for you and respect you do much. He will treat you like you are a goddess. By far Justin Evans is the most loveable human being.

You: Are you a angel?
Him: Almost there, im Justin Evans.

by Justin Evans Wife July 19, 2024

evan mollov

"Evan Mollov" Is a phrase that means someone is not going somewhere.

Evan Mollov isn't going gym today.

by LazyBread123 June 9, 2023

Evan

Looks like Maple syrup. Eats ass

OMG its evan!hes gonna peg me

by bruh nuts February 23, 2022

Evan

An Evan is someone who tries their hardest to be different from the majority of the pack and do so in the least sigma manor fathomable.

Yeezus is the best Kanye album, its peak! -what an Evan would say

"Bro your being such an Evan today."

by _LemonTree_0 August 13, 2024