Ed Platinums

An abbreviation of the beer, Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums.

What did you drink last night?

Shared a carton of ed platinums with a mate, got shit faced.

by 95tzy July 28, 2009

Evil Ed

A certain celebrity who doesn't have the honor of being called by name. I hate him! He creates trash songs and releases his shit to the public. Nobody plays his songs on the radio so he has to resort to his dirty tricks. Blackmail, threats, and bribery. Evil Ed is a bad singer and an even worse person!

Me "I hate Evil Ed"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

G6’ed

The act of getting hammered at a sorority house.

Bro I got so G6’ed last night I pissed the bed.

by fratatouille February 4, 2024

Ed

The name ed refers to the term of a guy chasing a girl who takes pride in torturing his mind with fake love leaving the guy upset with no option but to cry and pleasure himself countlessly till he develops erectile disfunction.

Later in life a Ed may start peeing and crapping his pants randomly due to the abuse.

Stop being a Ed your Willy will fall off

by Babyshowerblender July 5, 2024

fucked-ed

To be/get fucked-ed can mean many things:

1. simply being fucked
2. to get waaaaaaaaaaaasted!
3. to do yourself a rather painful injury
4. to be fucked-ed in the head

i'm fucked-ed

well done you are like the Mad Hatter / are very drunk / are in a lot of pain / just got fucked!

by he's Scott The Love etc etc November 23, 2010

Ed, Edd n Eddy flipping

Smoking salvia on the peak of MDMA.

"Bro I feel like my dick fell off when I was Ed, Edd n Eddy Flipping. The only thing I could see was just the eyes, every part of a person's body was composed of their eyes. And my fuck ass friend Malone was asking me what it felt like when I couldn't even move."

by Ketaman April 9, 2025

ed ball

when someone is acting retarded when its so simple

"Click the login button"
"Where?"
"U fucking ed ball"

by ew6 March 17, 2023