Ed Papp

Fiscal conservative, social libertarian

Government spending has to be ed papped.

by Alethiologist May 2, 2019

Ed j'on

Philippine slang for calling someone a pedophile

The priest is an Ed j'on
Isa kang Ed j'on

by Markus2323 July 8, 2025

Ichi-ed

Roll an 1 on a dice.

Bro you got Ichi-ed.

by YizTJ1259 June 9, 2024

Froyo-ed

The process of jacking a man off until he is fully erect, so his penis resembles a lever commonly found on a fro-yo machine. Then pulling down on this "lever" until shit comes out of the ass. The "lever" puller then positions his gaping asshole under the ass until shit fills their ass.

Oh my gosh Karis I can't wait to go get froyo-ed with you and jeff

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.

Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"

by RayneBeau November 5, 2012

michelangelo-ed

When a male who has a semi erect penis brings the tip to his sexual partners index finger, said partners index finger then touches the tip. After this the male roles his foreskin over the sexual partners index finger, creating a foreskin engulfed finger. This creates a holy like moment between both parties that resembles the michelangelo painting.

last night Hannah and I michelangelo-ed for the first time, it was truly a bonding moment

by inDev_ April 4, 2021

Career Ed

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.

I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.

by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019