A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022
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Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020
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by Sppplitup June 6, 2016
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Tilly was feeling rather Horny out came the dildo in the fanny it went tilly was in for a long good treat
by Kattypatty23 September 4, 2023
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