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december 5

only the best day EVER!! all the best most creative and beautiful people were born on this day, including walt disney who literally shaped our whole childhood. people who are born on this day are sagittarius and are so adventurous, hot, have the best sense of humor and personality, and overall the cutest most lovable people you could ever meet. everyone wishes they were born on december 5th and those who are should flex it because it’s the best day ever and they are obviously such amazing and perfect people. they are caring and very special, if you know someone born on december 5 you should cherish them because they are one of a kind and you will never meet anyone as amazing as they are.

(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)
person 1: damn she’s so gorgeous and has the best personality, she’s basically perfect
person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5
by hehe♡ October 15, 2019
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deuced out

A flexible and general term used to describe the act of figuratively or literally crushing. This implies some form of victory and the true words/meaning it represents can only be understood through the context in which it is delivered.
"Alex, what happened last night with that chick you met?"
"Oh man, I went back to her place and deuced her out."

"Miles, how'd it go when you told her you like her?"
"Yeah, um, not so well. She doesn't exactly feel the same way. Yeah...so...she pretty much deuced me out."

"Ben, how did kickball go today?"
"Our team fucking sucks. Nobody can catch the ball and the girls don't know what the hell they're doing out there. We got deuced out."
by The Gentlemen At November 6, 2008
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December

December is the month where you can hug anyone you want at any time
Person 1: hey why are you hugging me?
Person 2: it’s december I can hug anyone whenever I want
by Iz2019 November 2, 2019
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december 7

National don’t forget to ask how your homie is day.
Hey it’s december 7 I wonder how Anthony is doing?
by AIUEO October 15, 2019
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December 28

Michael J: what day is it?
you:december 28 why?
Michael J: imma go hee hee my wife
by monday._.blues November 3, 2019
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december 20

a day when the most ADORABLE person was born🥺🥺
me: hey when’s your bday??
them: december 20 why?
me: no wonder..YOURE SO FUCKING ADORABLEEE
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december 11

national kiss ya girl day. cmon don’t be lame and just do it!! and make sure to also give her a big hug
bf: *gives gf a kiss on cheek/head*
gf: what was that for?
bf: it’s december 11
gf: ohhhhhhh
by skskksksksksks December 10, 2019
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