Dave

Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.

Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.

Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!

by I'm that bitch Still o January 4, 2024

Daveed Diggs

The hottest man on Earth, a.k.a Lafayette in Hamilton, a.k.a the guy who played Sebastion in the newest Little Mermaid, a.k.a the cop in Blindspotting, a.k.a THE finest man on Earth

p 1: Man Daveed Diggs has a wife and a kid?
p 2: Yeah, unfortunately, he's taken
me: I don't care

by abaepde January 9, 2024

Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!

Something completely random that you say just to be completely random and confuse people.

Friend: What colour is the carnival?
Me: Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023

Dave's Killer Bread

an American brand of organic whole-grain products. Flowers Foods purchased the brand in 2015 for $275 million

Dave's Killer Bread acquired for $275m by owner of Wonder Bread, Tastykake

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Dave Mustang

What you get if Dave Mustaine's mum snagged a Ford Mustang

I'm gonna call him Dave Mustang

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023

maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.

Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!

by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023

Dave

That dumbass person at work that lives here: 192.16.148.239

I fucking hate Dave.

by bigboyballs445 December 7, 2023