nut cream

Nut cream is a complicated sexual act which probably will become popular in porn movies very soon.

1. You (the man) fucks a girl in the ass and cum on her asshole (note: not in her asshole).

2. When the sperm lies there on her ass you take a hold off your balls (hence the term "nut") and puts 'em down her asshole, then begin to "ballfuck" her.

3. Take out your balls, now dripping of sperm and "brown sauce" and let the girl take a lick (or suck).

This is what you call "nut cream".

- Hey girl, wanna take a load of nut cream?
- Hell yeah, let me lick it off!

by Karl Kyyke May 8, 2008

crispy cream

A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.

Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.

---YUM---

"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"

by davidhume2000 January 4, 2009

Ice Cream Pants Job

To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)

Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.

by HalletP February 20, 2010

Boston Cream

1) The popular doughnut, covered in chocolate on top with a cream filling on the inside.

2) When you pour chocolate on a girl's vag, eat her out, and then proceed to have vaginal sex and cum inside her.

1) "Dude, I ate a Boston cream today, shit was so cash"

2) "Dude, I gave your sister a Boston cream today, shit was so cash"

by Gerroh April 4, 2011

Cookies and Cream

Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.

I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.

by lemnefresh July 10, 2010

cream puff

the act in which a guy shoots his load all over a girl's pussy instead of inside it

Kate wasn't on birth control so I couldn't give her a creampie. So, I blew my load all over her puffy mound, thus giving her a cream puff instead.

by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011

dream cream

something that cums out of Bess's mouth when she is horny.

The guy in the green shirt had me squirting dream cream all over my pants.

by Nolan .G June 13, 2008