Phil Collins (drink)

Put about 8 oz of fresh human semen, 2 oz of Parfait Amour and some ice in a shaker. Shake until frothy. If possible, stir with erect male genitalia and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with male pubic hair. Best served while listening to awful music.

”I’m done man, just give me a Phil Collins (drink). Hold the cheese. What I’m gonna do in the toilet will solve all my problems. Sorry about the bloody mess in advance. One just doesn’t voluntarily listen to Phil Collins without some kinda death wish...”

by LoydMongo January 9, 2019

King Colin

King Colin is usually a 40 to 50 year old man that has hobbies such as whipping kids, cooking fish soup, and playing table tennis with one of his three slaves (Calum,libby and ellen) most people will typically find king Colin around younger children that he would like to abuse and touch. Colin is also a taker to dogs and has often been accused of beastiality

AHH king Colin has awoken

Or
Callum

by King colin April 16, 2019

JOHN COLLINS

John collins is scottish slang for shitebag/ lady

Your a pure john collins

Or .. come back here stop been a big john collins

by Morehamheed1 July 31, 2019

North Collins High school

A bunch of country hicks that just drink, do drugs and want to get laid because there is nothing else better to do out in North Collins

Let’s go party at the North Collins High School

by Country hick lover November 3, 2021

The right combination

The right combination is when you pull up your super comfortable recliner and have a glass of scotch with a bowl of roasted almonds right next to the fire with your favorite music turned on really low. A nice soothing way to spend the after noon.

Guy: My wife started bitchin at me last night agian...

The Friend: So what did ya do?

Guy: I had The right combination and blocked the bitch out and her bull shit out along with the kids complainin until 3 A.M. It was a nice soothing way to spend my evening.

The Friend: Thats my Champ right there.

by Gun-Barrel Goose April 28, 2009

Chris and Colin

A Chris and Colin is slang for a homosexual couple, where one of the men pretends to be straight while in public, but they end up together in bed at the end of each day.

Check out those two Chris and Colin's. Chris is always trying to pick up any chick she can.
Don't let that fool you, he'll be in Colin's colon again tonight.

by Professor Switzleheimer September 23, 2016

Harry Brandon Colin

The best person this world has seen, kind, optimistic, humorous, has talents and is very relatable. Although he might disagree with these things, we all know he’s a picture perfect guy.

Dude look at Harry Brandon Colin his art is god like.

by doki doki weeb January 6, 2019