clotchmygotch

to scratch another persons elbow, sexually.

to ask someone to scratch their elbow.

"will you please clotchmygotch?"

"it totally clotched that girls gotch last night."

by the original clotch March 2, 2010

The Couch Jumpers

A Virginia Beach Ska band mistakenly viewed as group worshiping Tom Cruise since 2006. On the contrary, they thought of the name prior to Mr. Cruses' "incident" on Oprah's couch.

They broke up after playing their last show at The Norva on May 17, 2008.

I went to the Couch Jumpers' show last night at learned what skanking is.

by J Chill June 27, 2008

Soft couch

Really shitty, unpleasant.

OMG that exam was totally soft couch >:(

by Declan Palmer October 17, 2008

Blue couch

A couch that you sit on
Except it's BLUE

Guy: oh man you like my couch
Other guy: what couch is it
Guy:a blue couch

by Turtle scarecrow March 8, 2018

couch

couch is a blues/indie/punk/rock band from Tulsa, OK. On the verge of greatness, the band is at the forefront of an exciting new local music scene in Tulsa. Proof: www.myspace.com/couchsongs

"Dude, did you make it to the couch show last night?"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
"Word..."

by Couch Fan December 30, 2007

Ouch Couch

It's where women sit when they back talk to a higher power, aka man.

Bitch, talk back to me again. I've got two open seats on the OUCH COUCH.

by fozzybear December 14, 2008

Couch Swapping

The scheduled sleeping arrangement at the 1081 complex to provided minimal back problems in later years. Based entirely on the honour system or who is more wasted and can't move system.

C: Its your turn on the long couch man.
___________________
C: Kev?

Kev: *the all knowing eye

C: *fear.

by foug January 11, 2005