Arctic Chain Whip

Cockslapping someone in the face after dunking an erect penis into ice water.

Her come-and-get-me eyes were asking for the "Arctic Chain Whip."

by Killkeppy August 24, 2008

scottish chainmail

It is a auto-erotic device from during the medieval ages or around those parts. It incorporates two inward facing "spikes" in the female version and later there was a male version made with only one. Its believed they were successful until the crusades, then they had to go underground or for back alley usage.

It also believed there were many attachments, however, there isn't any archeological evidence to support this.

Guy A: did you hear about Scottish Chainmail?

Guy B: yeah, they are so beast

Guy A: DUDE!!!

Guy B: what?...I didn't say I used it

by uber-delphi magus October 12, 2010

dump caking

Dump caking is the act of pooping in a cake dish and baking it. Common as a form of retribution.

Person1: "Dude, wtf is that smell?!?"
Person2: "I broke up with my girlfriend and she shit in my oven"
Person1: "Wow, that's a nasty dump caking!"

by aRandomRobot December 17, 2013

Cup caking

When a guy is with a girl and can't answer his phone.

Don't bother calling him, he's off cup caking.

by Golightlee June 4, 2014

Key chain

One of the many items I have shoved up my ass.

Emily: I shoved a key chain up my bootyhole
Beth: Haha...I lost my keychain a while ago....

by Helen's corndog March 2, 2020

greasing the bike chain

Having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.

Guy: "Smile wide, Brittany!"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!

by paulada5 October 20, 2008

Double Ball and Chain

Used as a noun to describe a whore

man 1- yo dawg, have you met susie?

man 2- BRO!!!! That bitch needs a double ball and chain to fill her appetite

by GVMSEG April 20, 2010