Car crusher

A useless machine that only wastes money.

Why the hell did you crush that car?! It had many good parts on it still!
Car crushers are mechanical murderers that don’t go to jail.

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022

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Car Barn

A fist up your ass in the car

David: I just got Car Barn

(fist up your ass)

Your Mother: LMAO me too

by speice February 7, 2022

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fart in a car

A descriptor for someone who does something morally crummy, but really isn't causing serious trouble. It's annoying or frustrating, but it's gonna go away.

A guy came in and said he was a Fort McMurray evacuee, so I bought his lunch. Turns out he was lying to get free stuff! I'd help out again though, that guy is just a fart in a car.

by teddyyql May 23, 2016

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A phrase commonly used to refer to someone who is hungry, tired or ill. Can be used to describe general mental or physical discomfort. Much like it's closely related counterpart "under the weather".

First usage took place in early 17th century England. During the Black Plague many people would be referred to as "under the buggy" or "under the horse". Evolving to present day we now use the more present term "car".

Etymology: Under, from the German word Unter or Untersglagen literally meaning the physical presence of one being underneath another object. The, from the Japanese word ザ or やその他のためにと literally meaning having the resemblance of a preword or explanatory vowel. Car, from the Catalan word cotxe meaning a form of motorized transportation.

- I don't know if I can work out today, I'm under the car.

- I'm under the car, I could really use a steak right now.

by The Real Rain Maker May 19, 2013

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